JK Rowling, you perv

Neat Nature Facts

Source: sadanduseless.com via Becky on Pinterest

Test Deux

I lol'd.

I'd rather do this than wash out my colon

Disregard the fact that my Facebook is auf deutsch. Just tell me why I get Groupon offers for "colon hydrotherapy treatments" instead of something this amazing. Where in Detroit do I need to go to make this happen? 

"I've peed alone my whole life."

Some of my friends are tired of hearing me talk about how much I love Community. But I do. And trust me, if Britta and Abed had a love child and Troy was the creepy "uncle," I would be that love child. See for yourself.

Mmmm, delicious October

I hate not knowing what to write about.

Pray here for the Tigers & Lions!

Flipping through the channels between the Lions and Tigers games (oh my!), it reminds me of a photograph I took in February, 2006, of the church in Detroit next to Comerica Park and Ford Field.

The MFCEO of K-Swiss

I mentioned Danny McBride's Eastbound & Down character, Kenny Powers, in a previous post. This mindlessly intelligent K-Swiss advertisement embodies everything Kenny Powers has come to be.

This is not at all safe for work.

Harris Pest Control

I wish I had more background information on this video, but the best I can say is that 1) the 313 area code means it is/was based out of Wayne County, Michigan and 2) it gets stuck in my head each time I watch it.

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

"You know... For someone who complains about how much she 'hates the fucking Eagles,' you sure do listen to a lot of Don Henley."

- An ex-boyfriend who clearly was out of his element

DO IT. Or, don't.

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Real life Springfield

I'd give it a week

Things are going to start happening to me now!

Feeling out of it today, but I’ve been getting work done at the very least. The warm weather is very much welcomed in Michigan but it also makes my allergies explode. I already take medication that makes me drowsy so having the watery eyes and headaches don’t help. But I’m pulling through!

My mom’s van was stolen a couple weeks ago from outside a church parking lot while she and my kid brother were at a Boy Scouts meeting. Nothing about that makes sense to me and I was furious when I found out. Mom’s been taking it better than I have but it also means I’ve had to take her to run errands a few times. She has a rental for the time being but that’s temporary and we still haven’t heard any news on the van. So it’s been fun.

I have to acknowledge the Red Wings were eliminated from the playoffs last night by the San Jose Sharks. I’m not a San Jose fan by any means and of all the teams to beat Detroit, this was one of my least favorites. However, Antti Niemi was pretty awesome and I’ll give an Internet high five to Todd McClellan for a job well done. It was a great seven game series and I think it was evenly matched. The Wings went from a 3-0 deficit to game seven, and it really did come down to the last minute of game play to see who would win. Still proud of you, Wings. Now it’s up to Steve Yzerman to take Tampa Bay to the finals.

For the last three or four months, I have been developing a website for a good friend of mine. It’s still being tweaked regularly but the foundation is there: http://www.julannejacobs.com. I’ve put a lot of work into it and I’m still not done, but any suggestions or browser testing would be very helpful.

In the meantime, here you go:

Getting over a cold...

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

I was debating making this an Etsy listing because I wasn't sure how well it would go over.

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." - Sigmund Freud
http://www.etsy.com/listing/68297734/freud-cigar-mounted-photograph

I decided to go ahead and list it today because if nothing else, it makes me laugh. Freud could point out what he thought was psychologically wrong in anyone, but he saw himself to be normal. I'm inclined to believe that obsessing over other people's obsessions makes a different case. But who am I to say? I take pictures of action figures and tampons!

I'll just leave this here...

I laughed so hard when I saw this.

Don't stop me now

I have that giddy, "Look it's a new blog I need to post something every five minutes" feeling. And I wanted to test out how the pictures were uploaded and posted. So there.