Taking this seriously, I guess

I just spent the better part of today redesigning the blog. I am by no means finished, but 7.5 hours of sifting through code and creating images has worn me out. I earned a break.

Screenshot of the progress so far, because yo dawg, I heard you liked blogs so I put a blog on your blog so you can blog about blogging.

I have a lot of kinks to work out but at least I have more impetus to stick with blogging.

I love you more than bacon!

I get an eclectic array of spam following me on Twitter. "International bagpipe guru?" Really?

I'd rather do this than wash out my colon

Disregard the fact that my Facebook is auf deutsch. Just tell me why I get Groupon offers for "colon hydrotherapy treatments" instead of something this amazing. Where in Detroit do I need to go to make this happen?