Saturday, December 31, 2011

I love you more than bacon!

I get an eclectic array of spam following me on Twitter. "International bagpipe guru?" Really?

Friday, December 9, 2011

I'd rather do this than wash out my colon

Disregard the fact that my Facebook is auf deutsch. Just tell me why I get Groupon offers for "colon hydrotherapy treatments" instead of something this amazing. Where in Detroit do I need to go to make this happen?