"Yes, bitches! I am number one in your face! My urine tastes like champagne, I am number one!"

            I am not one for the holiday season and gift giving, but allow me to brag about what I found on my porch today. 

            Oh yes, it’s exactly what it looks like. A Master Shake ceramic cup, complete with a reusable lid and a pink bendy straw. Now I can consume Aqua Teen Hunger Force deliciousness at any time.

            Subsequently, I wish to thank Stephanie for gifting this item to me, as well as [adult swim] for exchanging this beautiful creation for Stephanie’s money.